Kids say the darndest things

Ask your child(ren) to answer the questions and type their answers in.
Tag other moms with kids who might have fun with this. :)


Here is what Aubree (6) and Caden (8) Christian (10) had to say.........

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Caden "clean your room!" Aubree "that you always have something for us to do" Christian "no"


2. What makes mom happy?
Caden "when we give her a gift" Aubree "to clean our room" Christian "when we do what were supposed to"


3. What makes mom sad?
Caden "that we're not listening" Aubree "I dont know" Christian "when we dont do what we are supposed to, and that happens ALOT"

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Caden " you tickle me" Aubree "because she farts alot" Christian "she acts crazy"

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Caden "she had long hair, and she liked New Kids on the Block to death" Aubree "she could wear a bikini"
Christian "bratty"

6. How old is your mom?
Caden "31" Aubree "2" Christian "31, she is old"

7. How tall is your mom?
Caden "one foot" Aubree "6 long feets" Christian "very short"

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
Caden "Spongebob" Aubree "the news during supper" Christian "Mystery murder shows"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Caden "you fart" Aubree "go to work, clean the house" Christian "eat things that arent on her diet"

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Caden "swimming with dolphins in your giant pool" Aubree "being a rockstar" Christian "being in a show called 'swimming with the dolphins'"

11. What is your mom really good at?
Caden "driving" Aubree "your really good at working" Christian "eating"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Caden "singing" Aubree "doing everything at once" Christian "trying not to eat"

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Caden "bags up Groceries" Aubree "touches lots of germs" Christian "works at _____"

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Caden " lobster" Aubree "fish" Christian "chocolate"

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Caden "when she actually gives us dessert" Aubree "when she cleans our room for us" Christian "she graduated her CNA class"


16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Caden "Jerry" (tom and Jerry) Aubree "Bratz" Christian "Patrick" (spongebob)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Caden " go shopping" Aubree "crafts" Christian "buy video games"

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Caden "we both dont like Christian" (LOL) Aubree "we both have big ears" Christian "we are both shy"

19. How are you and your mom different?
Caden "you have long hair, I have short hair" Aubree "Im little and your big" Christian "Moms an old lady and Im not"

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Caden "she gives us treats and money" Aubree "you hug me a bunch" Christian "she gives me more time on the Wii"


21. What does your mom like most about your dad? (I am divorced from my boys Dad, and my Daughters Father and I are no longer together either)
Caden "nothing" Aubree " because he takes me on the weekend so you can have a break from me!"
Christian "just about nothing" (well, that certainly summed my feelings up!)

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Caden "shopping" Aubree "Disneyworld" Christian "Seaworld"


sometimes I think my kids really do know me, and I dont give them enough credit for knowing whats going on......sheesh!! HAHA!!